101 Crustaceans

I can imagine to make a Movie called "101 Crustaceans" 

at Nature and History Movie Theater 

a Parody of the Disney Movie called "101 Dalmatians". 

"101 Crustaceans" was about any People must 

save 10 Lobsters, 10 Spiny Lobsters, 

10 Dungeness Crabs, 10 Hermit Crabs, 10 Horseshoe Crabs, 10 Pink Shrimps, 

10 Krills, 10 Yeti Crabs, 10 Crayfishes, 10 Blue Crabs 

and 1 Prawn from the Pollution, 

getting caught in Nets, being sick and from the Marine Predators like 

Fishes, Sharks, Seals, Seabirds, Octopuses, and even Sea Otters in the Ocean. 

This Fictional Movie is called "101 Crustaceans" not "101 Fellations". 

Poca-haunted House

Part of my Fantasy Job, 
I cane make a Disney Animated Horror Movie called "Poca-haunted House" 
at my Nature and History Movie Theater.

And it's about Pocahontas, Meeko the Raccoon, Flit the Humming Bird, 
and her family in the ancient Indian Burial Grounds under a Haunted House

look like the one in "The Simpsons Halloween Special" 

that premiered on Thursday, October 25, 1990 

after they died during the Plague and during the War 

before they rose from the grave and began to attack any 

dysfunctional Family and regular Family 

who visit the Haunted House 
when Pocahontas and her Family became Zombies 
including Meeko and Flit.
These Native American Zombies  came out of the Indian Burial Grounds 
to attack the People part of Stories. 

"Poca-haunted House" is not a real horror Film, it's a fictional horror Film.
The Indian Burial Ground is a Native American  Cemetery 
means a Native American Graveyard. 
This Fictional Movie is called "Poca-haunted House" not "Poca-hotass".

The Scorpion

This is definitely not a Solpugid, 

 This is a Scorpion that I took a Picture of 

with my iPhone on Monday, April 18, 2016 

when Mom and I got to Death Valley National Park. 

I'm afraid I didn't see Solpugids in Death Valley. 

This Scorpion looks normal, 

but not the Solpugid because 

all Solpugids look like mutant Scorpions 

and they scared the heck out of me.

Scorpions are Arachnids just like Spiders. 

Scorpions are very dangerous they can 

kill Humans, Insects, Animals, and other Arachnids 

with poisonous Stingers on their Tails.

It's a good Thing I didn't get stung by a Scorpion. 

Dogs from "The black Cauldron"

This is a Dog who barks at Taran
from my favorite Movie, The black Cauldron.
The Soldier pulled his Dog from Taran.
Look! That Dog dropped his Bone when
there was the Horned King suddenly appeared.
This Dog was growling at Fflewddur Fflam.
Look at that!
The Dog bites the Pants of Flewddur when he was running away.
This Dog looked nervous when the Gate was going down.
The Dog was panting before he was fainting.

Gurgi's Sacrifice

This is a sad middle Part 

of my favorite Movie, "The black Cauldron" 

was when Gurgi sacrificed himself by jumping in the Cauldron 

that Everybody doesn't like him. 

My Sister, Rachael was telling me the sad Part in "The black Cauldron" 

about Gurgi jumps in a Cauldron. 

That could be horrible. 
I think Siegfried's Funeral March reminds me 
of Gurgi's Sacrifice in "The black Cauldron".

That's Gurgi lying dead from a Cauldron. 

Taran was carrying Gurgi with his Hands 

and show Eilonwy and Fflewddur Flam 

about Gurgi. 

Taran began to cry about Gurgi. 

Gurgi became alive by reaching in Taran's Vest. 

This is when Gurgi was alive 

and it's a good Part of "The black Cauldron". 

I think it was a happy Ending of "The black Cauldron". 

Gurgi was no Friend

In "The black Cauldron",
Gurgi told Taran not to go in there and 

forget Hen Wen. 

Taran asked Gurgi what he was doing there and 

he wants to be Taran's Friend. 

Gurgi was no Friend to Taran. 

Taran asked Gurgi he was coming 

but Gurgi didn't go to the Horned King's Castle 

because it's a terrible Place. 

Taran immediately told Gurgi he was no Friend 

he was just a miserable Coward. 

And finally, Taran gave Gurgi an Apple that he bit on it 

and Gurgi looks so sad that Taran was going to the evil 

and he will never see his Friend again. 

Gurgi from "The black Cauldron"

This is Gurgi from "The black Cauldron". 
He was some sort of cross between a Man and Beast.
Gurgi was a Dog-like Creature from Welsh Mythology.

You know, "The black Cauldron" was my favorite Movie 

based on a Book by Lloyd Alexander 
and it came out Wednesday, July 24, 1985.. 

Gurgi took an Apple from Taran. 

Gurgi bit Taran's Hand. 

Taran wanted Gurgi to give it back but on Gurgi's Hands, there was nothing. 

Gurgi took a Bite of an Apple and gave it to Taran 

and Taran said, "You horrible, greedy, Thief! You should be ashamed of yourself!" 

and then Gurgi began to sob. 

Gurgi told Taran what Hen Wen looks like 

by pulling up a Belly and said, "Round fat, Piggy", 

double pointed on his Nose and said, "Big snout" 

and then he snorted and he curled his Hair 

to make it as a curly Tail and Taran think it's Hen Wen the Pig.

Budweiser Frogs

Those are Frogs from the Budweiser Commercial. 

The Frogs were saying, "Bud" "Weis" "Er" 

when they looked at the Budweiser Bar in the Swamp at Night.

That's silly. 

That's an Alligator from the Budweiser Commercial for those Frogs can ride on 

in order to get the Box full of Budweiser Beers. 

The Frogs and the Alligator got the Box full of Budweiser Beers 

from the Budweiser Bar. 

Look at the Frog using a Tongue to stick on a Budweiser Truck. 

That's hilarious!