Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Genderless Pokemon

These are genderless Pokémon. 
All Legendary Pokémon like Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, 
Mewtwo, Raikou, Entei, Suicune, Lugia, Ho-oh, 
Kyogre, Groudon, Raiquaza, Registeel, 

Regirock, Reshiram, Regice, Zekrom, 
Giratina, Dialga, Palkia, Cobalion,
Terrakion, Virizion, Xerneas, 

Yveltal, Zygarde, Solgaleo, Lunala, 
Type: Null, Silvally, Cosmog, and Cosmoem are genderless Pokémon, 

and so are the regular Pokemon like 
Magnemite, Magneton, Voltorb, Electrode, 
Staryu, Starmie, Ditto, Porygon, Mew, Unown, Celebi, 
Porygon2, Shedinja, Lunatown, Solrock, Darkrai, 
Baltoy, Claydol, Beldom, Metang, Metagross, 
Jirachi, Deoxys, Bronzor, Bronzong, Magnezone, 
Porygon-Z, Rotom, Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, 
Phione, Manaphy, Victini, 
Klink, Klang, Klinklang, 
Cryogonal, Golett, Golurk, 
Keldeo, Meloetta, Genesect, Carbink, Poipole, 
Naganadel, Diancie, Hoopa, Volcanion, Minior, 
Delmise, Tapu Koko, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu, 

Tapu Fini, Nihilego, Guzzlord, Kartana, Buzzwole, 
Pheromosa, Xurkitree, Celesteela, Necrozma, Magearna, 

Marshadow, Blacephalon, and finally Zeraora. 
All the legendary Pokémon like these are not Males and Females. 
Which is why legendary Pokémon are genderless. 

Monday, January 29, 2018

Baltoy and Claydol


This is a Baltoy the Clay Doll Pokémon 
I caught last Thursday, 
and this is a Claydol the Clay Doll Pokémon 
I caught yesterday 
and it was evolved from Baltoy.
Baltoy and Claydol are Psychic Ground Pokémon 
that resemble a Tan Figurine made out of Clay or Mud 
by the Hands of primitive Humans like Neanderthals in Pleistocene Epoch 
in the Quaternary Period Part of the Cenozoic Era 
and Native Americans in the 1500s and 1600s. 
Claydol is a same sounding as a Clay Doll.


Saturday, January 27, 2018

Disney Princess













Those are the Disney Princesses. 
They are pretty and beautiful. 
That's Snow White from a heartwarming Disney Movie 
called "Snow White and the seven Dwarfs", 
this is Cinderella from the Disney Movie called "Cinderella", 
this is Princess Aurora from the Disney Movie called "Sleeping Beauty", 
this is Ariel the Mermaid from "The little Mermaid", 
that's Belle from "Beauty and the Beast", 
this is Jasmine from "Aladdin", 
that's Pocahontas from "Pocahontas", 
that's Mulan from "Mulan", 
this is Princess Tiana from "The Princess and the Frog", 
this is Rapunzel from "Tangled", 
this is Merida from "Brave", 
and this is Elsa from "Frozen". 
Snow White and the seven Dwarfs, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, 
The little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas, Mulan, 
The Princess and the Frog, Tangled, and Frozen were regular Disney Movies
 and Brave was a Disney/Pixar Movie. 
Snow White was from Germany, 
Cinderella was from France, 
Princess Aurora was from France in Medieval Times, 
Ariel was from the Caribbean Sea, 
Belle was from France, 
Jasmine was from Saudi Arabia, 
Pocahontas was from Virginia, USA, 
Mulan was from China, 
Princess Tiana was from Louisiana, USA, 
Rapunzel was from Germany, 
Merida was from Scotland, 
and Elsa was from Norway. 
You know, my favorite Disney Princess are 
Aurora and Jasmine. 

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

6 new Hoenn Pokemon






These are the new Hoenn Pokémon 
I caught today. 
That's a Feebas 
the Fish Pokémon I caught this Morning. 
This is a Numel the Numb Pokémon I caught. 
This is a Whismur the whisper Pokémon I caught. 
That's a Nosepass the Compass Pokémon I caught. 
That Nosepass has a big ugly magnetic Nose to point to the North. 
Nosepass looked like an Easter Island Head on the Easter Island.

That's a Loudred the Loud Pokémon I caught. 
And this is Aron a Iron Armor Pokémon I caught. 
I guess Nosepass and Loudred were ugly Pokémon. 


Sunday, January 7, 2018

Happy Valley


This is Happy Valley. 
A wonderful beautiful Place in the Movie called 
"Fun and Fancy Free" and in "Mickey and the Beanstalk".  
Happy Valley has Trees, Flowers, Houses, Peasants, Animals, 
and a Castle where the Golden Harp sang. 
If the heartless Monster stole the golden Harp, 
Happy Valley has suffered with a terrible Drought 
and there was a Famine, 
which is why it became a gruesome Wasteland. 
The Crops such as a Corn turn into Dust 
and the Brooks were completely dried up. 

A Gypsy Woman from The black Cauldron

Take a good look at this! 
This is a Gypsy Woman was briefly seen dancing 
on a Table for the Horn King's Soldiers who were drunk. 
Seems to me this Gypsy Woman from "The black Cauldron" 
was fat, beautiful and totally sexy! 
All Gypsies are known as Romani. 
The Gypsies live in Eastern Europe, Western Europe, Central Europe 
and the Americas and originating from northern Indian Subcontinent 
such as India, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Maldives, Nepal, 
Pakistan and Sri Lanka. 


Saturday, January 6, 2018

Lotad and Luvdisc


This is Lotad the Water Weed Pokémon I caught in the Link Bus yesterday. 
That's Luvdisc the Rendezvous Pokémon 
I caught at the Outside of Exploratorium today. 
Luvdisc looked like a Heart Shaped Fish. 
Lotad and Luvdisc are both Water Type Pokémon. 

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Seviper

That's a Seviper the Fang Snake Pokémon I caught in the Backyard. 
Seviper was one of the most poisonous Snake Pokémon around. 
It has long Fangs, yellow Bumps, purple Scar-like Marks, 
and a Blade-like Shape on the Top of its Tail. 
I guess that Seviper was resembling a Viper. 
All Vipers are dangerously poisonous. 

Appropriate Ingredients for Pokemon Candy












See? These are the appropriate 
Ingredients for Pokémon Candy 
from not putting Pokémon in the Candy Grinder to make a Candy. 
That's really bad. 
The appropriate Ingredients like Flour, Salt, Sugar, Condensed Milk, 
Baking Powder, Baking Soda, Molasses, Brown Sugar, Butter, Vanilla Extract, 
Applesauce & Lemon Juice to make Pokémon Candy 
instead of Pokémon Flesh and Organs. 
First of all, Pokémon Candy are like Pet Food, 
not Soylent Green. 
Once the Trainers transfer some Pokémon to Professor Willow for some Candy, 
they can tell those people to make Pokémon Candy with appropriate Ingredients like these 
and Professor Willow could take the Pokémon to the Pokémon Daycare Center. 
That would be very nice. 
Here is an example. 
If the Trainer transfer a Snorlax, a Zubat, a Eevee, a Gastly, a Slowpoke or a Growlithe to Professor Willow for some Candy, 
Professor Willow can take them to the 
Pokémon Daycare Center with some other Pokémon. 
Wouldn't it be nice? 

If i catch the same Pokemon over and over again,

I can transfer them to the Professor with some Candy
By telling the People to make them with all the appropriate Ingredients
From not being grind up in a Candy Grinder. 



Pokemon Candy

These are the Pokémon Candy. 
They looked like Marbles, 
But they were edible. 
I wonder what Pokémon Candy made of. 
I think they have appropriate Ingredients 
and Flavors instead of 
Pokémon Flesh and Organs. 
These Pokémon Candy can 
make all Pokémon be strong 
or evolve into something. 
You see, Pokémon Candy 
are not like Soylent Green, 
Pokémon Candy are like healthy Pet Food. 


Monday, January 1, 2018

Stanley the Troll

This is Stanley. 
He was a good Troll and a Hero 
in "A Troll in Central Park". 
I think Stanley was not an evil Troll 
like Gnorga and Llort. 
Stanley has a green Thumb to grow Flowers on the Ground. 
Gnorga hate Flowers because she was a horrible Flower Hater. 
Hating Flowers is so cruel and mean. 


Gus and Rosie


This is Gus. 
He was Rosie's older Brother
This is Rosie. 
She was Gus's baby Sister. 
Rosie is so cute! 
Look at Gus! 

Gus said, "You got it Spaceman!" in the Part of 

"A Troll in Central Park". 
That's why Gus called Stanley, Spaceman. 
Stanley was not a Spaceman, 
he was a Troll. 

Gnorga's stinky Feet

This is Gnorga. 
She was a wicked ugly Queen of the Trolls from "A Troll in Central Park" 
Gnorga was using a File to smooth her Toes 
but her Feet smells bad that caused a Bug Eating Plant dead. 
Gnorga's Feet were so stinky 
that she didn't wash them 

in a Bath or in a Shower.