Sugar Sod Pops

This is another fake Commercial about Sugar Sod Pops 

from my favorite TV Show called "The Ren and Stimpy Show".

You see, Sugar Sod Pops is the Breakfast Dish that taste like a fresh Mown Lawn. 

I wonder what the Ingredients of Sugar Sod Pops are. 

I'm sure it's Sugar, Candied Grass, and Chocolate Dirt.
Holy Toledo! look at their Teeth! 

They're green after Dad, Mom, 
and a Boy ate Sugar Sod Pops for Breakfast.

Imagine this! 

First you pour Sugar Sod Pops into a Bowl, 

then you pour a Milk on Sugar Sod Pops to make it fresh, rich, and sweet, 

and then eat Sugar Sod Pops with a Spoon

to make your Teeth turn green, 

and finally you'll get a free Praying Mantis. 

Pretty amazing, huh? 

Let me give you a Song about Sugar Sod Pops. 

"If you like Grass, if you like Dirt 

Each Sugar Sod Pops it can't hurt!". 

I guess Sugar Sod Pops was not real.